This is a real email I received today from MsAnnoying. Unedited on my part. Just wanted y'all to see how charming she is.

Hello All,
The reason I started putting my pan away was because I wanted to use it one morning and it was sitting on the hot plate with dirty water and what appeared to be stuck on Ravioli. Now I have been putting it away and people are still taking it out and using it and this morning when I went to use it I had to clean off stuck on food on it again so since People can't take the hint that I don't want them using it I will just start transporting it to and from work.
Thanks (MsAnnoying)