Friday, August 18, 2006

MsAnnoying strikes again

MsAnnoying just told me that her daughter, who just four months ago gave birth to a MiniAnnoying, is AGAIN pregnant. The baby is actually due on the same day as MiniAnnoying. How charming!
There are many reasons that is hilarious to me.
1. MsAnnoying has always tried to paint her daughter as such an angel. Angels don't get pregnant twice in a year's span.
2. My count of the people she's told about the pregnancy is now up to 23. People that work on the manufacturing floor can't come in the lab to request a test without being bombarded with "Guess who's having their 2nd grandbaby!" Privacy, anyone?
3. TheDaughter and her husband aren't thrilled. Hee.
4. MsAnnoying said that she asked her daughter weren't they using protection and TheDaughter says, "Yes, we were using spermicide..." Spermicide? SPERMICIDE?! According to www.youngwomenshealth.org/

"Spermicide alone is one of the less effective forms of contraception against pregnancy."

So look ahere, Honey, ditch the spermicide plan next time you are trying to NOT get knocked up...

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